But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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