Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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