if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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