Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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