I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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