Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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