this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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