I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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