brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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