somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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