That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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