is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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