I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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