No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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