Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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