Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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