During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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