We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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