my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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