he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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