So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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