Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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