Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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