i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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