White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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