i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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