you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
