You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is wine microwaveable?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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