I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
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You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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