Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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