What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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