i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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