Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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