I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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