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It was kinda weird being the boss

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Did you feel like Tony Danza?

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(540): It was kinda weird being the boss (1-540): Did you feel like Tony Danza? http://tfl.nu/xn58

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hey what are you doing

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hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

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i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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(310): hey what are you doing (310): hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous! (310): i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic http://tfl.nu/eapf

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he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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you for real need to get over him dude

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(561): he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore. (1-561): you for real need to get over him dude http://tfl.nu/fa43

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(626): View more from California

Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.

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(626): Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong. http://tfl.nu/y718

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.

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(615): I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance. http://tfl.nu/av3i

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(847): View more from Illinois

so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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(847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration". http://tfl.nu/m5rh

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(408): View more from California

Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(408): Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same. http://tfl.nu/sgs8

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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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Sarah Palin

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god, I love you

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(907): Tell me the dirtiest joke you know (1-907): Sarah Palin (907): god, I love you http://tfl.nu/fmd4

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(817): View more from Texas

idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on

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(817): idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on http://tfl.nu/4tgi

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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.

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(678): Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary. http://tfl.nu/nvwp

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(917): View more from New York City

"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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(917): "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro http://tfl.nu/gyn9

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(905): View more from Ontario

STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE

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(905): STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE http://tfl.nu/i9p4

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(515): View more from Iowa

I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.

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(515): I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head. http://tfl.nu/kz5k

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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.

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(618): I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion. http://tfl.nu/gnl9

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(315): View more from New York

You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?

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(315): You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen? http://tfl.nu/8ha5

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