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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Writing my paper on freud at bar

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  Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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  Smooth

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• (858): View more from California

  Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.

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