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  Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight

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• (631): View more from New York

  I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!

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• (408): View more from California

  I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?

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