Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.