From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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