I bet he comes in French.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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