So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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