I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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