I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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