He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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