stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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