he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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