how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she peed on how many people?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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