Kiss
Puke
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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