Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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