I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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