I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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