before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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