He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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