i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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