I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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