It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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