Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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