At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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