physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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