She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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