sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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