I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i now understand why vodka
Randomize
