I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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